(Saw whirring)
it! Sh
Have a nice day.
It'’’s one thing I h ate, is warm beer.
Just pay your bill, sir.
ad! Fucking dickhe
Just go and ge t some power, boy!
Lucky bastard.
ss! or I'’’ll ki ck your fucking a
Coming, Dad!
♪♪
Look at the fucking road!
Would you please turn on the fucking lights?
Right, right, right! It'’’s a left!
Put on the lights, Jack!
Jesus Christ!
ng) (Moani
Give Professor Bristor our best.
That'’’s my towel.
Treats for my peeps.
Mark, pump him so full of drugs that he does exactly what I ask.
I can finish off a shitload more of my stuff.
Too early to process your bullshit.
. There is a 40 percent chance you might have an aneurysm
I can teach you everything you need to know!
e. for those of you scoring along at hom
I could get you thrown out of this college!
I can take away your perfect little life.
Are you threatening me?
. No, of course not, sir
lose. I can'’’t
ss! Shortcut, my a
Shh! There she is.
(Dance music playing)
Oh, boy.
as far as growing any kind of deep thoughts are concerned.
at. The sad thing is that you might actually mean th
It has only been, what ? Ten years?
Conquest implies he had to fight to get me.
Fine. Well, in that case...
Can'’’t you take off the halo for one second?
You want to see the horns?
♪♪
It'’’s too bad we don'’’t have any salt.
n. It'’’s not a problem, ma
(Urinating)
♪♪
No, man, I'’’m just fat.
. I will see what I can do about you and nipple rings
(Cheering)
Thanks, man!
Now go get the fucking hose, pledge!
You know that, don'’’t you?
♪♪
I'’’m not going to take no for an answer.
♪♪
You do this to yourself.
Well, they almost made it to Moscow, didn't they?
been. Wherever it is that you'’’ve
Why do you always pass o ut on your face like that?
t. you can asphyxia te on your own vomi
s. Let us make more memorie
Well, he'’’s got to earn a living.
See what kind of trouble we can get into.
(Chirping)
I'’’ve been looking for you.
You really don'’’t remember?
n? What car, ma
Have you got Donald?
Well, get ready, we have got to go.
Hey, hey, hey! Shut the fuck up!
Sorry, man.
Brother, how far would you say you are from your feet?
and that the rest of the body is but a support mechanism.
I don'’’t know what the fuck you just said, but,
Go.
You can'’’t get rid of me that easy.
Pretty witty, bitch.
Tell them you want to use Rule Four.
ur? What about Rule Fo
down. That'’’s my bo y. Don'’’t break
o. squirt out at me, br
And swipe some balls while you are at it.
g) How do you like that? (Cheerin
Yeah!
e? Something you at
et? Did you catch a buzz y
I can feel the rings on my fingers,
even the ones I'’’m not wearing.
an. Because I'’’m a sham
her. That'’’s right, we'’’re "a-musing" toget
Ain'’’t one girlfriend enough for you?
I haven'’’t tast ed this shit yet.
Any less and you'’’re out.
Go bag it.
The inmates have taken ove r the asylum.
Fifty! Fifty-five!
Fifty-seven miles.
you. We'’’ll be watching
(Engine starting)
You won'’’t lose if you can'’’t lose.
I thought you were gonna leave me hanging.
Just another mission for our heroes.
. Thank you, officer
(Cheering)
ck? MAN: Ja
Who the fuck are you?
Well, why do you want to b e a Veritas man?
Well, don'’’t you remember your Latin?
Veritas means truth.
(Phone ringing)
You'’’re a fucking liar!
! You'’’re fucking my girlfriend
You'’’re fucking dead!
He saw us.
(Chuckling)
You hit your head?
(Ringing)
Okay.
It'’’s occurring.
Why do I love you?
Because you smell like milk.
There'’’s no bullshit.
s. I love it when you'’’re seriou
(Yelling)
(Screaming)
Are you all right, sir?
We'’’re about to land.
it! Oh, my God! Sh
This place has got to have secret passageways.
Only their psychotherapist knows for sure.
l. You should come up here. It'’’s so beautifu
(Door opening)
Well, we do have electricity.
s. Monaco, Geneva , Beverly Hill
We most definitely have.
u. Welcome. Thank yo
(Laughing)
(Engines running)
(Laughing)
when I was dancing in my backyard.
Why do you think I practiced so hard?
Close your eyes.
Okay, now keep them closed.
There'’’s something I want to show you.
This is beautiful!
Wow!
se. Well, it would have spoiled the surpri
He gave her one more thi ng before he died.
t. I want you to have i
Shh.
ty. at the par
Excuse me.
Do you know where I can get a drink around here?
always leaves someone out in the cold.
Money always finds happiness.
Well, it seems a clear-cut cas e of who wants it most.
It'’’s always about getting "it"!
A house or a car, or a corporation.
n. We'’’re talking about a woma
But who says, uh, "it" is a girl?
I don'’’t know.
♪♪
I'’’ve been looking for you everywhere.
l. It'’’s, uh, stressfu
then it means that you'’’re not a drunk.
Freddy asked me to marry him.
s? What about u
But what?
only it'’’s just in your mind.
You want more?
What am I gonna do with you?
I know.
Tell me about hell.
(Laughing)
because they'’’re too scared to go inside.
Like a moat? Yeah.
♪♪
lt. I need some sa
Hurry the fuck up!
Same fuckin'’’ t hing we took.
p. Can'’’t even get a vein u
Yeah, clearly!
y! Hey! Hey, bab
Yeah!
Jesus Christ!
Hi.
(Laughing)
h. I think you have a probl em about telling the trut
u. Thank yo
ou. We'’’ll ri ng when we need y
? Spanish, is that right
I don'’’t know.
You don'’’t know.
Jack, you do.
ck. You do, Ja
You know what happened to that girl, Jack.
Marisol had not just disappeared, had she?
You know what happened to that girl, Jack.
but I was kind of hoping you might go dapper for the evening.
We had a little problem upstairs.
Oh, this prick will never die, dog.
I'’’m shaking like a crack ho at a methadone clinic.
I feel like my whole life has been building up to this moment.
We need to talk.
And how much of my money will it take to make it go away?
It'’’s about Anne.
What about Anne?
We, um--
ck. If it makes a difference-- Ja
First rule of Veritas,
"Brothers before others."
Brothers before others.
Why don'’’t you get dressed?
♪♪
Us? What, us?
n? Or is it a confessio
Providing, of course, there are no objections.
Anne, be with me, please!
Jack, the lad, is fucking my girlfriend!
Freddy, don'’’t do it, man.
is. then, yes, it
. That'’’s exactly w hat I intend to do
MAN: Get over here! Come over here!
(Screaming)
Scholarship program.
Well, I guess he always felt guilty after the accident.
And who was Simon?
. I don'’’t know who you'’’re talking about
in. May the best man w
on. Relax, it'’’s just Sim
dy. Whatever you need, bud
t. Yes, but you k eep coming back to i
The last one who comes up wins.
JACK: Can I get a kiss for good luck?
We'’’ll see how he shapes up.
♪♪
miserable little life.
? And that is really what'’’s killing you, isn't it
♪♪
Is everyone all right?
e! Fuck you. It'’’s you r goddamn fault we are her
and then they put a hose in.
Who asked you, huh?
? What is it
The birds are gone.
He knows my fears.
. Out of one b ox and in another
I have a cell phone!
No. That wasn'’’t Simon, Jack.
don'’’t you, Jack?
Jack?
en. We sure can pick our m
? Are you really awake, Jack
Vera, come here.
That phone over there is not fucking working.
♪♪
This is so cool!
(Screaming)
Shut up, Vera.
it was gonna be that way!
Then how come it'’’s always poor bastards who end up paying?
We have to get out of here.
So...
The nature of life is that there is no end to anything.
Nobody.
Damn you! Let us out!
Hello!
Guys?
It smells like a sewer.
k. It is from the doll we w on on the Brighton Boardwal
ck? Ja
? Are you coming
you! Jack? Jack, I'’’m not waiting for
ra. Ve
Hey! Hey, I can stand!
It'’’s not so bad!
Hey!
And I said, "Yeah," and I smiled.
A born loser.
So you just smile, and you fucking bear it.
until you can get them all back.
"Mom, you got me some fucking Jeepers!"
I'’’m not gonna let you die in here, Jack.
Can'’’t lose, won'’’t lose.
Anne!
ere. I'’’m over h
Come on.
I'’’m not a race!
Because you ne ver see it coming.
Does that mean, yes? Does it?
Please! Please!
? Is this it
Stay here.
Jack?
Jack!
I am not going. I can'’’t.
I can'’’t do it!
Wait!
I love you.
(Crying)
Stop!
(Screaming)
You scared the shi t out of me!
! You weren'’’t fucking moving
(Cheering)
Why do you always pass o ut on your face like that?
hoke. So I don'’’t c
s. Somebody else'’’
Well, he'’’s g ot to earn a living.
? What kind of c ar would Miller drive
That one.
it. then I am afraid that I shall have to tell
What are you doing in my car?
. He died soon after
. Thank you, officer
Forty!
Fifty!
st! He'’’s goi ng too fucking fa
Sixty-five!
(Cheering)
Somebody?
Jack!
Somebody call 9-1-1!
He was supposed to drive 55.
You are so fucked up!
Am I back?
e. Well, you must be if you'’’re talking to m
No airba Fuck!
It'’’s a slogan, Jack, not a philosophy.
me? So, Jack, what can you tell
Oh, very good. Tacitus.
It'’’s still under consideration.
that is not your real secret, is it?
Jesus Christ!
e. one would have to congratulate him on thos
Where'’’s the roof?
It is a miracle we both survived.
Yeah, that'’’s right.
I can'’’t fucking lose, man!
Ask me.
You killed your best friend, Jack.
Freddy, look at the stars.
Freddy?
Freddy, quit fucking around.
Freddy?
y. You killed Fredd
You made it.
Now, that was not so har d, was it?
em. Oh, the police won'’’t be a probl
(Clearing throat)
(Cheering)
♪♪
t! It is too fast! He'’’s going too fucking fas
Somebody?
Jack!
You know who I am, Jack.
ow. You kn
Anne!
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